Mia and I decided that Discordianism is clearly the way to all truth:
“Discordianism is one of the rare religions that takes account of Ralph Abraham’s assertion that heart physiologists find more chaos in the healthy heart than in the sick heart. Here is a sampling of Discordian tenets.
1. Everyone is a saint, especially you.
2. Meditation consists primarily of cruising around looking for good luck.
3. Eating hot dog buns is prohibited, except on Friday, when it’s compulsory. 4. When you are stuck in a rut, you must speak in tongues, handle snakes, and experience phantasmagoria.
5. Your guardian angel loves you better when your room is a mess.
6. Bowling alleys are sacred; you must protect them from desecration.
7. The Goddess will solve all your problems if you solve all hers.”
-(From a random site Mia found. She didn’t send me the URL so I can’t site the source. searchkindly.org it?)
